The obituary

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, age 100, of natural causes -- meaning it was just time for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese to go because he was so old, and he knew he was going to be replaced by someone just like him, just a little new and different. He lived a wonderful life, bringing joy to many homes for many decades. He provided quick lunches for children, comfort foods for adults, side dishes to supplement healthy family meals. Before he died, he was working on training his replacements, Kraft Ultra-Gooey Mac and Cheese, Kraft Ready-to-Pour Cheese Sauce and Noodles, Kraft Whole Grain Mav and Cheese Bites, and Kraft Quick-Boil Mac and Cheese. So he definitely knew he was going to move on as he had several people waiting to take his place. These new fellows address everyone's needs and tastes for Mac and Cheese - whether they want something healthier, quicker, or cheesier!